Tonights summary : Nat’s can’t hit, can’t field, and Rendon is injured. We may just not be a good team.
Bed Shitter of the night award: Trea Turner, for fucking up a routine fielding play to give Colorado the winning run
Bed Shitter Runner Up: Ryan Zimmerman, for a crappy groundout with 2 runners in scoring position. Again.
Wasted Heroic Effort: Brandon Kintzler, for somehow managing to strike 2 dudes out, good job.
Honorable Mention of Waster Heroic Effort: Bryce Harper- Sacrifice Flys are the new home run for this team
Tomorrow: Can Max Scherzer go 9 innings and win 2–0 again? Because scoring asking a lot of this team