Guys, I think we’re bad this year

Tonights summary :  Nat’s can’t hit, can’t field, and Rendon is injured. We may just not be a good team.

 

Bed Shitter of the night award:  Trea Turner, for fucking up a routine fielding play to give Colorado the winning run

Bed Shitter Runner Up: Ryan Zimmerman, for a crappy groundout with 2 runners in scoring position. Again.

Wasted Heroic Effort: Brandon Kintzler, for somehow managing to strike 2 dudes out, good job.

Honorable Mention of Waster Heroic Effort: Bryce Harper- Sacrifice Flys are the new home run for this team

Tomorrow: Can Max Scherzer go 9 innings  and win 2–0 again? Because scoring asking a lot of this team

 

 

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  1. I love this anger

    On Fri, Apr 13, 2018 at 10:15 PM South Capitol Stathead wrote:

    > southcapitolstathead posted: “Tonights summary : Nat’s can’t hit, can’t > field, and Rendon is injured. We may just not be a good team. Bed Shitter > of the night award: Trea Turner, for fucking up a routine fielding play to > give Colorado the winning run Bed Shitter Runner Up:” >

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